Einhörner: About Us
Meet the Team!
Liz is driven by an impeccable sense of NEXT -she’ll happily introduce you to emerging trends long before they materialize. In her free time she works for the infamous Vivienne Westwood.
„No this is lazy!“
Sandra qualified herself for the job by drawing 120 different penisses. Now she’s in charge for shark research, graphic design and illustration.
The tree hugging capitalist who runs the business with kind brutality. Waldemar joined the light side after years in the digital start up & venture capital business.
„Don’t fuck with nature.“
Lola was saved from Romania and is now Chief Happiness Officer at einhorn. She loves to run around, jump and play… and sleep. And of course she loves food. She’s very shy and cautious around strangers but she already grew fond of the einhorn crew. <3
How do we work together in our rainbow-sparkle-wonderworld? You can read more about it HERE.
Love on the Rugs
A native Berliner convinced of the concept of solidarity. Coordinates which unicorn gallops on which rainbow.
„Principles beyond benefits“
Elisa is the conscience of the unicorns. She wants to save trees and hug humans or the other way round.
„How can we make it more fairstainable?“
Juliane’s first contact with einhorn was a huge disappointment: after buying a bag of condoms she realized that they weren’t sweets. She delivers designs in light speed and therefore needs to stay hydrated: she drinks about 8 liters of aqua frizzante each day. Besides she’s also known as the crazy einhorn plant lady.
„Das ist ja genital!“
I (heart) Dicks
Even unicorns need some affection and rewards for their magical powers. And aaaall the love you give us needs a supervisor. That’s Francesca. She’s taking care of the survival of unicorns.
„Save Love, save Unicorns, save the World!“
Klaus is running the Richter Rubber condom empire in Malaysia with extreme attention to detail and with German technology & safety measures. We wouldn’t have it any other way.
„Future generations should have the possibility to live at least as comfortable as we do!“
Markus joined the team after solving the super hard einhorn crossword puzzle. Boosted by this huge success he is now dedicated to spreading love and unicorns online.
„French Fries are underrated!!“
Jördis loves unicorns. She contributes to the einhorn-wonderland with: Finance KPI´s. She cares for the coins and makes sure that we have enough fairydust to fly.
„Go against the flow“
A native russian from kazakhstan dreaming of worldwide equality. Lets make this world a better place … together! Studying Law and Economics on half of the day, shipping Unicorns to their destination the other.
„All colors are beautiful!“
The New Age Club
Cordelia waved the corporate world goodbye to join einhorn and follow two of her true passions: Products and periods. When she manages to find her desk under mountains of tampons and shredded pantyliners, our „Head of Menstruation“ is working on her biggest mission: Power to the Period.
„It was me. I let the dogs out!“
Teresa worked as an Art Director for 5 years at several agencies before landing her ufo on einhorn planet. She likes to look at pictures, laughs about things and loves interpreting dreams. (Send her an e-mail for an exclusive dream interpretation.)
„Nazis raus, Tampons rein!“
Mohammed loves the summer and the nature, and is fascinated how Berlins weather can change through all 4 seasons in only one day.
„Nichts ist unmöglich!“
The environmentalist & transparentalist – sheds light on the condom’s life and stardust wherever possible.
„Tick Tack, Ticke Tacke“
Elena joined einhorn to empower all menstruating people on this planet. Producing well researched content for @einhorn.period, projects with social impact and cooperations with lovely people and organizations are her favorite things to do at einhorn.
„Machen kommt von machen!“
We hired Anna not only because she is a pretty good designer but also because she smiles 24/7, she even smiles when she’s crying or calling you a Kackbratze (which she’d never do). She also has the most gentle and hypnotising phone voice you will ever hear (ask for Anna 030/…).