Einhörner: About Us

Meet the Team!

Liz

Liz

Favorite product:

TamTampon super

Liz is driven by an impeccable sense of NEXT -she’ll happily introduce you to emerging trends long before they materialize. In her free time she works for the infamous Vivienne Westwood.

“No this is lazy!”

Waldemar Zeiler

Waldemar

Favorite product:

Papperlacup Größe M

The tree hugging capitalist who runs the business with kind brutality. Waldemar joined the light side after years in the digital start up & venture capital business.

“Don’t fuck with nature.”

Lola

Favorite product:

Foodporn

Lola was saved from Romania and is now Chief Happiness Officer at einhorn. She loves to run around, jump and play… and sleep. And of course she loves food. She’s very shy and cautious around strangers but she already grew fond of the einhorn crew. <3

“WUFF WUFF!”

Juliane

Favorite product:

SlipFlip

Juliane’s first contact with einhorn was a disappointment: after buying a bag of condoms she realized that they weren’t sweets. She delivers designs in light speed and therefore needs to stay hydrated: she drinks about 8 liters of aqua frizzante each day. She’s also known as the crazy einhorn plant lady.

“Das ist ja genital!”

How do we work together in our rainbow-sparkle-wonderworld? You can read more about it HERE.

David

Favorite product:

Fummeldschungel

A native Berliner convinced of the concept of solidarity. Coordinates which unicorn gallops on which rainbow.

“Principles beyond benefits”

Elisa

Favorite product:

Spermamonster

Elisa is the conscience of the unicorns. She wants to save trees and hug humans or the other way round.

“How can we make it more fairstainable?”

Jördis

Favorite product:

Papperlacup Größe S

Jördis loves unicorns. She contributes to the einhorn-wonderland with: Finance KPI´s. She cares for the coins and makes sure that we have enough fairydust to fly.

“Go against the flow”

Philip

Favorite product:

The one which does not exist yet

It should be all about Sex, responsible and safe, why do condoms have to be such a pain? Well they don’t, let’s talk about it.

“I love it! Let’s do it! Now!”

Markus

Favorite product:

Foodporn

Markus joined the team after solving the super hard einhorn crossword puzzle. Boosted by this huge success he is now dedicated to spreading love and unicorns online.

„French Fries are underrated!!“

Alex

Favorite product:

Bali

A native russian from kazakhstan dreaming of worldwide equality. Lets make this world a better place … together! Studying Law and Economics on half of the day, shipping Unicorns to their destination the other.

“All colors are beautiful!”

Cordelia

Favorite product:

Papperlacup Größe S

Cordelia waved the corporate world goodbye to join einhorn and follow two of her true passions: Products and periods. When she manages to find her desk under mountains of tampons and shredded pantyliners, our “Head of Menstruation” is working on her biggest mission: Power to the Period.

“It was me. I let the dogs out!”

Teresa

Favorite product:

TamTampon normalo

Teresa worked as an Art Director for 5 years at several agencies before landing her ufo on einhorn planet. She likes to look at pictures, laughs about things and loves interpreting dreams. (Send her an e-mail for an exclusive dream interpretation.)

“Nazis raus, Tampons rein!”

Mohammad

Favorite product:

Fummeldschungel

Mohammed loves the summer and the nature, and is fascinated how Berlins weather can change through all 4 seasons in only one day.

“Nichts ist unmöglich!”

Maik

Favorite product:

Papperlacup Größe M

The environmentalist & transparentalist – sheds light on the condom’s life and stardust wherever possible.

“Tick Tack, Ticke Tacke”

Anna

Favorite product:

Papperlacup Größe S

We hired Anna not only because she is a pretty good designer but also because she smiles 24/7, she even smiles when she’s crying or calling you a Kackbratze (which she’d never do). She also has the most gentle and hypnotising phone voice you will ever hear (ask for Anna 030/…).

“Liberté, Egalité Kräutertee!”

Linda

Favorite product:

Bali

Linda joined the einhorn team to make fairstainability happen in the rubber world in Malaysia.

„Boleh-lah!“

Francesca

Favorite product:

Fummeldschungel

Even unicorns need some affection and rewards for their magical powers. And aaaall the love you give us needs a supervisor. That’s Francesca. She’s taking care of the survival of unicorns.

„Save Love, save Unicorns, save the World!“

Birthe

Favorite product:

Foodporn

Birthe’s favorite animal is Excel. She likes people, numbers and squirrels, the beautiful structure of accounting software and the poetry of tax laws.

„Prima.“

Franziska

Franziska

Favorite product:

Penisgegenstände

Franziska is obsessed with music. You could bet that there is a song in her mind no matter what she is doing. She also can’t resist spreading unicorns and marketing love online.

„This is not a man’s world!“

Ibrahim von einhorn

Ibrahim

Favorite product:

Foodporn

Every order goes through Ibrahim’s fingers, but if there is ever a complaint, then of course he has nothing to do with it.

„My work speaks for itself. ;)“

Lena

Lena

Favorite product:

SlipFlip

Lena believes in the good and is seeking for magical materials that save our world. With her incredible charm, she is able to ask critical questions without being perceived as such. In this way, she brings things to light that are actually top secret.

„Ich hätte da noch eine Frage!”

Intersectionality

… means structural (multiple) discrimination such as trans-, homo- and bi-phobia, racism, anti-semitism, ableism (discrimination against people with disabilities), classism (discrimination regarding social class), ageism (discrimination regarding age) or sexism.

As we are aware of the fact that structural discrimination is also present in our organization and has been reproduced, we actively address and work on it. Therefore we started a progress to define an intersectional anti-discrimination strategy for einhorn. We are still at the beginning and get help in the process from external experts and organizations such as: Josephine Apraku, Inklupreneur and Center for intersectional Justice

Furthermore, we support flexible and family-friendly working time, salary and workplace arrangements and try to respond to all needs individually. 

If you have any questions, please contact our intersectionality team: anti-diskriminierung(at)einhorn.my

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Community

einhorn is a community and a team that has a stake in society, culture, politics, and the economy.  We believe that being fairstainable involves a mutual dialogue between all involved.  That is why we host content from minds that question norms and values.   Join the discussion.

Vision

We are a start up and want to combine design with Fairstainability (fair & sustainable). We believe in using the business power to do good and all that in a sexy design.

Approach

50% of our profits go into social and sustainability projects. Everyone involved in the condom making process – the nature and the people –  have a stake in our approach.
Our fairstainability targets range from fair wages in the whole production process through minimizing our CO2 footprint to increasing the biodiversity on the plantations where the rubber for our condoms comes from.