Einhörner: About Us
Meet the Team!
Liz
Favorite product:
Liz is driven by an impeccable sense of NEXT -she’ll happily introduce you to emerging trends long before they materialize. In her free time she works for the infamous Vivienne Westwood.
“No this is lazy!”
Waldemar
Favorite product:
The tree hugging capitalist who runs the business with kind brutality. Waldemar joined the light side after years in the digital start up & venture capital business.
“Don’t fuck with nature.”
Favorite product:
The tree hugging capitalist who runs the business with kind brutality. Waldemar joined the light side after years in the digital start up & venture capital business.
“Don’t fuck with nature.”
Lola
Favorite product:
Lola was saved from Romania and is now Chief Happiness Officer at einhorn. She loves to run around, jump and play… and sleep. And of course she loves food. She’s very shy and cautious around strangers but she already grew fond of the einhorn crew. <3
“WUFF WUFF!”
Annik
Favorite product:
Annik is forcing you to laugh and think about your normality with her provoking visual work on Instagram. She wants you to stay changing with the world. Besides that she is the one with the most fluffy jackets in her closet – all vegan of course!
“Be woke to wake others.”
How do we work together in our rainbow-sparkle-wonderworld? You can read more about it HERE.
David
Favorite product:
A native Berliner convinced of the concept of solidarity. Coordinates which unicorn gallops on which rainbow.
“Principles beyond benefits”
Elisa
Favorite product:
Elisa is the conscience of the unicorns. She wants to save trees and hug humans or the other way round.
“How can we make it more fairstainable?”
Juliane
Favorite product:
Juliane’s first contact with einhorn was a huge disappointment: after buying a bag of condoms she realized that they weren’t sweets. She delivers designs in light speed and therefore needs to stay hydrated: she drinks about 8 liters of aqua frizzante each day. Besides she’s also known as the crazy einhorn plant lady.
“Das ist ja genital!”
Philip
Favorite product:
The one which does not exist yet
It should be all about Sex, responsible and safe, why do condoms have to be such a pain? Well they don’t, let’s talk about it.
“I love it! Let’s do it! Now!”
Jördis
Favorite product:
Jördis loves unicorns. She contributes to the einhorn-wonderland with: Finance KPI´s. She cares for the coins and makes sure that we have enough fairydust to fly.
“Go against the flow”
Alex
Favorite product:
A native russian from kazakhstan dreaming of worldwide equality. Lets make this world a better place … together! Studying Law and Economics on half of the day, shipping Unicorns to their destination the other.
“All colors are beautiful!”
Cordelia
Favorite product:
Cordelia waved the corporate world goodbye to join einhorn and follow two of her true passions: Products and periods. When she manages to find her desk under mountains of tampons and shredded pantyliners, our “Head of Menstruation” is working on her biggest mission: Power to the Period.
“It was me. I let the dogs out!”
Teresa
Favorite product:
Teresa worked as an Art Director for 5 years at several agencies before landing her ufo on einhorn planet. She likes to look at pictures, laughs about things and loves interpreting dreams. (Send her an e-mail for an exclusive dream interpretation.)
“Nazis raus, Tampons rein!”
Mohammad
Favorite product:
Mohammed loves the summer and the nature, and is fascinated how Berlins weather can change through all 4 seasons in only one day.
“Nichts ist unmöglich!”
Maik
Favorite product:
The environmentalist & transparentalist – sheds light on the condom’s life and stardust wherever possible.
“Tick Tack, Ticke Tacke”
Elena
Favorite product:
Elena joined einhorn to empower all menstruating people on this planet. Producing well researched content for @einhorn.period, projects with social impact and cooperations with lovely people and organizations are her favorite things to do at einhorn.
“Machen kommt von machen!”
Anna
Favorite product:
We hired Anna not only because she is a pretty good designer but also because she smiles 24/7, she even smiles when she’s crying or calling you a Kackbratze (which she’d never do). She also has the most gentle and hypnotising phone voice you will ever hear (ask for Anna 030/…).
“Liberté, Egalité Kräutertee!”
Francesca
Favorite product:
Even unicorns need some affection and rewards for their magical powers. And aaaall the love you give us needs a supervisor. That’s Francesca. She’s taking care of the survival of unicorns.
„Save Love, save Unicorns, save the World!“
Markus
Favorite product:
Markus joined the team after solving the super hard einhorn crossword puzzle. Boosted by this huge success he is now dedicated to spreading love and unicorns online.
„French Fries are underrated!!“
Linda
Favorite product:
Linda joined the team to make fairstainability happen in the rubber world in Malaysia.
„Boleh-lah!“
Ibrahim
Favorite product:
Every order goes through Ibrahim’s fingers, but if there is ever a complaint, then of course he has nothing to do with it.
„My work speaks for itself. ;)“
Lena
Favorite product:
Lena believes in the good and is seeking for magical materials that save our world. With her incredible charm, she is able to ask critical questions without being perceived as such. In this way, she brings things to light that are actually top secret.
„Ich hätte da noch eine Frage!”
Hans
Favorite product:
A latin-american/swabian logisitics number crusher who likes to get things done. People confuse Hans with Bruno Mars. People confuse Bruno Mars with Hans.
„Feier hart. Schlafe zart.“
Franziska
Favorite product:
Franziska is obsessed with music. You could bet that there is a song in her mind no matter what she is doing. She also can’t resist spreading unicorns and marketing love online.